Funny Love Quotes And Sayings

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To love and be loved is the very essence of life. Love is something that keeps us going during some of the toughest battles of life. It can be man's greatest strength, and yet one of his biggest weakness. Love is all that and much more, but most of all it is something that makes us happy. It is a beautiful feeling that people have been trying to capture in words since times immemorial. So much has been said, and written about love. Well, nothing says it like humor in the following funny love quotes that you can enjoy, and share with others. 

♥ "I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox." — Woody Allen

♥ "Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love." — Albert Einstein

♥ "You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories." — Melanie Clark

♥ "You know it's love when you want to keep holding hands even after you're sweaty." — Anonymous

♥ "Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch." — Cathy Carlyle

♥ "The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him." — Cher

♥ "Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell." — Joan Crawford

♥ "If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question." — Lily Tomlin

♥ "Love is a grave mental disease." — Plato

♥ "Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species." — W. Somerset Maugham

♥ "Love is the gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everyone else." — George Bernard Shaw

♥ "True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked." — Erich Segal

♥ "One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry." — Oscar Wilde

♥ "Love is blind, marriage is the eye-opener." — Pauline Thomason

♥ "A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him." — Brendan Francis

♥ "Love is foolish ... but I still might try it sometime." — Floyd

♥ "Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense." — Helen Rowland

♥ "All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt! — Lucy Van Pelt

♥ "A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears." — Woodrow Wyatt

♥ "A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished." — Zsa Zsa Gabor

♥ "A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one." — Mae West

♥ "Love is a state of mind, which has nothing to do with the mind." — Bob Phillips

♥ "Man loves little and often. Woman much and rarely." — Basta

♥ "There's a certain part of the contented majority who love anybody who is worth a billion dollars." — John Kenneth Galbraith

♥ "A man in love is like a clipped coupon - it's time to cash in." — Mae West

♥ "Definition of Love: A score of zero in tennis." — Anonymous

♥ "Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage." — Ambrose Bierce

♥ "Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn't show up on X-rays, but you know it's there." — Gracie Allen

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Divorce : Future tense of marriage.

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Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other.

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Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either.

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Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

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Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power.

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Dictionary : A place where success comes before work.

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Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

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Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read.

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Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

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Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

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Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

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Etc: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

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Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

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Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

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Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.

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Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

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Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

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Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

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Optimist: A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."

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Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

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